Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy-Quotes

I saw this movie on TV the other night. I’d seen it before, but it is funnier after you watch it a second or third time with friends who also have nothing better to do than laugh at stupid stuff. Any way here are some of my favorite quotes.(got them from www.imdb.com)

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You’re pathetic.

Ron Burgundy: Great Odin’s raven.

Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Hey, Ron. I’m riding a furry tractor.

Ron Burgundy: Look, it’s the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Do me on it.
Ron Burgundy: It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.

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Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.

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Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone] I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Brian Fantana: Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn’t it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we’re going there.
Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh… Ching… King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Ron Burgundy: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

Ron Burgundy: VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND WE ARE IN LOVE!
[Brian shuts office door]
Ron Burgundy: Did I say that too loud?
Brian Fantana: Yeah, you sort of just yelled it.

Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you’re going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don’t speak Spanish.

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
Ron Burgundy: [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.